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Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

circeswife:

not to be horny on main but i’m a big slut for thunderstorms

robotatertot:

robotatertot:
It’s that time of year again

jigglypuffsvevo:

me: tries my darndest
me: isn’t worth a darn

gothicprep:

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

motherhenna:

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??

gxldensnitched:

fleamontpotter:
harry’s smile here just screams he’s going home to burn 4 privet drive to the ground and get the revenge he deserves
this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen I can’t stop laughing

postirony:

you flirting: hey beautiful
me flirting: